Terrible TV Recap: American Idol Top 7 results

Typing this up as I watch the last 10 minutes of the results show, because I'm a little shocked. Tonight's bottom 3 of Joshua, Jessica, and Elise had the three best performances of last night, full stop. As much as I love Hollie, it's insane that she was not in danger. Phillip sucked, but he pretty much always does the same thing. I'm a little surprised that he's still pulling votes. Anyway, Joshua and Elise are also safe, and the Chosen One herself is singing for survival. Steven already said they'd be using their save tonight- thanks for killing the drama- and Jennifer interrupts Jessica's performance to say, yeah, we're saving her. Randy says she's one of the best singers in America ever, which is kind of what someone who doesn't listen to music would say. So... Double elimination next week? Elise and Hollie. That was easy. It'd be kind of amazing if people ignore Jessica again, though. Well at least we got the indelible image of Colton blissfully resting his head on Phillips's lap while Phillip stroked his hair and sang Pink to him. That was a highlight of my life.

ETA: Doesn't Colton look like the belle of the ball?